So have you ever considered lip injections? Lip Augmentation? Want to try it before you spend money on it? Heres what you do.
Be spontaneous. Work all day Tuesday and then decide late afternoon to go camping for a few days. Lose your camera before you go. Don't pack lotion or aloe vera. Seriously? yes. do it. or don't do it.
Drive to Wayne County (Loa, UT) (or your other fav place)
Wednesday spend 5 hours 4wheeling. Of course put on sun screen, but not a very thick layer. Leave your chapstick at your campsite in your bag. Of course drink plenty of water (I don't want you to do anything stupid here) Next, Let your lips get good and chapped.
When you get back to your campsite, put on chapstick. It will definitely feel good.
Thursday forget the chapstick again. Go for a 8 hour 4wheeler ride. We did the Great Western Trail. 3 adults, 3 kids, 3 quads. 25 miles. Be tough and make it thru the really really steep rocky parts. You can do it! You ROCK!!
After your ride, go back, pack up camp, and head back home.
Here's the important part. On your way back, stop for some food. Order a DR Pepper. While you are driving and everyone else is sleeping, slowly sip your drink. Get a big mouthful of soda, then suck your upper and and then lower lip in your mouth. Feel the burn. It will sting and hurt, but in a sick way feels good. Do that 5-6 times.
There you have it! The next day when you wake up, sore, tired, and sunburned, your lips will be GIGANTIC and swollen. Check those babies out and see if a Lip job is for you. (be prepared for the next several days to spend every 5 minutes putting on chapstick/vaseline/lip ointment on)
3 comments:
HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA!~ you make me laugh & I'm trying it! Sounds like a blast! :-D
You should be charging people money for giving them such great tips that could save them large amounts of money!!
That is pretty hilarious. The 4 wheeling bit sounds so fun right now!
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